Please refresh the page and retry. S tanding in a hot, crowded post office queue, a few weeks ago, I could see that my five-year-old son was beginning to get restless. A sort of awkward ripple moved down the queue. Louder and louder. W hile this incident was more than a touch embarrassing, I still felt the need to share it. So, like many before me, I turned to social media.
Having a vagina is a really exciting thing. On the whole, the vagina is a badass, awesome, and insanely fantastic part of the body. So what are some of those irrational worries women have about their vaginas? That it smells wonky.
How many years of confusion and embarrassment, it might have spared me; all those furtive hours scouring the pages of Cosmo for some sign that I was, in fact, normal. We know that smear testing attendance at a record low. That it was only in that the full extent of the clitoris was discovered speaks volumes. As we learn from the film, over half of year olds have watched porn online.